Woodshed Autonomous Zone, Through No Fault of Our Own, Mostly (some alcohol involved) revives The Venerable WAZ Awards to honor the Top Black Racists of 2021 Introduction: It was April First. Fine, clear skies, temperatures up in the mid-40’s already. One of those days you feel the trees pulling […]
Daily Archives: November 2, 2022
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WAZ Awards 2021: Winner #1: Colin ‘The Swooshstika’ Kaepernick Gene (April Fools take the bait) On his way to pour another dram of single malt, Gene-Gene the Word Machine whispered into Al’s ear. They both looked sideways at Tim, who was looking the other way. Al spoke to Ira who […]
Top Black Racists of 2021: Winner #2: Professor Mutha Beep We gathered round the bunker the following week for Episode Two (Twelve if you count 2020) of the WAZ awards. Rhubarb buds were peeking out of the raised beds in places. No open leaves yet but it reminded Cosmo we […]
Top Black Racists of 2021: The WAZ Awards: Winner #3 Charm City Roy rapped his rubber chicken on the bench. He was still wearing the Moroccan tunic but he’d changed his Tyrolean hat to a fez. “Okay, white, light privilege ones. Time once again to scour the highways and byways […]
WAZ Awards 2021: Winner Number Seven: (who is that?) TONY Tony brought garlic bread, wine, Italian beef with cannellini beans, his restaurant’s famous tira miso for dessert, served with a twenty-year-old port and strong Italian coffee. As we sat with the coffee Al and Ira tuned up. Roy pulled out […]