Yearly Archives: 2021

Black Racists of 2020 The WAZ Awards Our esteemed rainforest committee chairman Roy Sequoia was the lucky draw for this week’s wonderful WAZ awardee, Oprah Winfrey. Occupation: Roy’s a semi-retired, diesel mechanic, specializing in engines and hydraulics for the small boat commerical fisheries. He’s extremely arthritic and has a habit […]

[Editor’s note: Chairman Roy drew this guy originally but Ira asked him if they could switch. Roy was okay with that.] Winner number six is Boston University professor Ibram Kendi, author of, ‘How to be an Antiracist.’ It’s a good title except for that misplaced prefix Anti. Average student expenses […]

Black Racists of 2020 Winner Number 7. Robin DiAngelo Our WAZ researcher for this week is Cosmo Fury. Born with a contact lens in his third eye Cosmo, even as a kid was what school teachers, if they were kind, called an alternative thinker. These days he grows some of […]

Black Racists of 2020 The WAZ Awards Winner number eight is Nikole Hannah Jones, a wealthy, highly educated, Pulitzer Prize winning journalist who has made a lucrative career speaking and writing about black victimhood and white oppression. Our narrator is Al Purdy. Al’s a retired firefighter/EMT, who looks exactly like […]

Winner Number 9 Colorism Tonight’s speaker is Tommy O’Brien: a wiry 60ish man who walks the mountains alone, year round, far from trails, sometimes chest deep in snow, sometimes choosing routes that, if he slipped, no one here would ever know what became of Tommy. He likes to laugh and […]

San Diego: motto America’s Finest City San Diego Unified School District is the second largest school district in California . Jake Paresky was our WAZ researcher for number ten. Occupation: High school biology teacher. Qualifications: Began his career in Southern California in a school where half the kids started his […]